It wouldnt be Christmas without a bunch of holiday-themed sex toys to get you in the spirit. Well, actually it would, but we couldnt resist rounding up a bunch of the naughtiest stuff out there for you to put under your tree.
1) XMas Tuggie. Yes, it’s a Snuggie for his c**k! So he can keep his hands free and his nuts toasty while watching “A Christmas Story.” Brilliant!
2) Rudolph definitely won't be left out of any reindeer games this year.
3) Rub her ducky to your heart's desire because this rubber ducky vibrates.
4) Mrs. Clause is cumming tonight. Enough said.
5) Tingle gels, tingle gels, tingle all the way. I mean, who doesn't want to suck on a peppermint-flavored penis?
6) Speaking of sucking on a peppermint penis. How about this candy cane?
7) Get your stocking stuffed.
8) You never know when the need will arise for mistletoe. Best to be prepared.
9) Santa wants to help you have an orgasm.
10) Give your lover the tasty treat of anal play this Christmas.
11) Mrs. Claus can't come to the door right now ... she's all tied up. Ho ho ho!
12) On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... another goddamn pack of flavoured lube. Come on, already!
13) Reflect on how naughty you've been this year while using this.