The Original Package Enlarger

Fortunately for you there's the Original Package Enlarger. With a few quick squeezes you instantly transform your not-so-big bulge into a stud-sized pornstar package! Want to attract the ladies attention from the other side of the bar? Place your hand in your pocket and just squeeze away--your inflatable trouser snake quickly expands giving you a lump ladies will melt over and fellas will envy. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations--only the Original Package Enlarger can make you a grow-er and a show-er!